Dear Mom and Dad,

Dear Mom and Dad,
      Thanks for the uncle. He is the coolest toy you have ever given to me. 

I like it when he lets me do whatever he is doing.

 And I like it when he pretends like my toys are really cool.

 

 He says if I listen really closely to what he says, I'll be done with Highschool before Easter and I won't even have to stop playing at the end of Summer to do math!

 This makes me want to sit on his lap and listen all the time.

 One more thing. I haven't even heard Dad make a noise like this Uncle does. It is loud and you get to suck on something shiny at the same time!

      I know this week is my birthday, and you wanted me to have a fun one to mark turning a year old. I just wanted to say that getting me an Uncle was a really good idea. I pretty much like every single thing he does.

Love,

Jack